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Oh, in five years time, will it be

"Who the fuck’s Arctic Monkeys?"

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youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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paul being a little dirty minded old man, hes right y’know…x’) [x]

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clio-jlh:

steevoooo:

thedarkknyght:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

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OMG

…now that you think about it…

Never can just scroll by this.

No fucking way.

always

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juliancasablancasfrenchkiss:

Don’t stop me at the track!

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problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

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suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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